In Case You Were Wondering
Monday, April 19, 2004
Yes, a mid-90s Nissan Altima can take out a four foot, solid brick mailbox. Be warned, though. Doing so will total the car, especially if said Altima is driven by a drunk 20-year-old.
This brick was a good forty feet from the point of impact:
This was not an insignificant mailbox. In total, it must have weighed more than 500 pounds:
Yes, we are pretty sure the box was hit by a Nissan:
I just like this photo because it looks like I'm saluting a fallen comrade:
Jack seems relatively unphased by the whole ordeal:
By the way, I've now become the guy who answers the telephone and says things like, "Listen, I don't want to get you in any more trouble than you're already in, but I'm also not going to pay a cent to have that mailbox replaced. You get me a check or you can talk to the police." How the hell did that happen?
Darren Hughes is a web designer and freelance writer in Knoxville, Tennessee.
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